31 March 2010

How to think random


We Communists never conceal their political views. Yes, no doubt, our future program, or the maximum program, the implementation of our advance to a socialist society and communism. Unit name, our party and our Marxist world outlook clearly indicate the highest ideal of this future, is infinitely bright, brilliant 未来.


The purpose of the socialist revolution is the liberation of productive forces. This change, from individual to socialism and capitalism in agriculture and handicrafts to the socialist collective ownership of productive forces in the private business sector will inevitably bring about the great liberation. Therefore, the social conditions are creating a huge industrial and agricultural production expansion.

In our struggle to consolidate the socialist system, the struggle to decide whether socialism and capitalism will prevail, but also a long historical period. However, we should recognize that the socialist new system will be consolidated. We will build a modern industry, modern agriculture, a socialist country, and modern science and culture.

I am lunguist Ruse

28 March 2010

lolbamao!


This week, That One. Next week, selected readings from "Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung"

Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, make sure they glorify the People's State.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the revolutionary masses.


From Wu:


From Keng:


From Zhang:


From Kao:


From Yi:


From Li:


From Xuan:


From Ping:


From Hui:


From Chan:


From Johann Sebastian Rabinowitz:



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbamao! pictures, please caption with red text, as other colors do not glorify the revolution (Party members may, as always, do as they please).

#2: If there is to be revolution, there must be a revolutionary party. Without a revolutionary party, without a party built on the Marxist-Leninist revolutionary theory and in the Marxist-Leninist revolutionary style, it is impossible to lead the working class and the broad masses of the people in defeating imperialism and its running dogs.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The masses have a potentially inexhaustible enthusiasm for socialism.

STYLE NOTE: To be good at translating the Party's policy into action of the masses, to be good at getting not only the leading cadres but also the broad masses to understand and master every movement and every struggle we launch - this is an art of MarxistLeninist leadership. It is also the dividing line that determines whether or not we make mistakes in our work.

Submit to lolbamao@gmail.com and - if you also submit to the wise and glorious will of the Communist Party (I MAO is a Party Site) and aren't contaminated with capitalist dogma - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name so the Party knows who to watch.

15 March 2010

Is funny because is a joke


We are saying this is a speech that was given by Obama or someone. And you shall click to be watching it. And be surprised!


[Direct link]

We have also hided another joke for you to find. Hahaha.

13 March 2010

Randumb thoughts


I was thinking I'd like some pie. Sarah! Go bake me a pie!

I think, therefore you are.

You know who my favorite president is? Of course you don't. I laugh at you.

Knock knock.

Hmm. Harvey was right. It takes two people to tell a knock knock joke.

cookies


Zombies in the pajama media, check all other elemental carbon, in addition to our fingerprints. It is difficult to reduce the footprint, so I think I have to as large as possible. For thousands of years from now, I mean, the archaeologist, "Wow. Of course, Frank can say here." It makes me feel good.

duel


So the Democratic takeover of health care are going to end? Like Jason, we just keep coming back and that will be done. But I think health insurance came in?

Pardon!

Basically, we measure the gloves are crap. They rage like the previous elections I think we tried to wear down. However, we just have 11, enough Republicans elect all the nonsense put a stake through Obama's mind it is all the effort.

If you would be president, many Republicans do? Here's my referral:

Obama: I have this happen again

GOP: No

Obama: You do not hear the sound of it! Yes

GOP: No

Obama: But I really think that --

GOP: No

Obama: Your nothing but a party're "no"!

Republicans: Why do you say?

Obama: I told you everything.

Republicans: We are the stupid ones. I'm just saying stupid things. Yeah, yeah, I think this follows.

Obama: the allocation of federal funds, at least do me the iPad?

GOP: No

Obama: You're the first wild CONGRESS! Waaaaah!