Glorious morning! It is now time for much merriment making! Now I will tell you of what things in news are giving me chortles.
Leader Obama continues to explain his health care plan to public. This is great foolishment. True leader should explain things only once and then leave large pictures of his face all over city so that people may stare at them and be assured that explanation was true. Those who request further explanation are only wanting troublemaking and should be dealt with thusly.
Speaking of troublemaking, elderly woman breaks law in Britain selling goldfish to fourteen-year-old boy. Her lawbreaking not disputed, yet she complain of punishment. It is not for her to complain of glorious laws made to make society happy! Know what would be funny outcome? She disappear forever and is never heard from.
Leader Obama will now support glorious drilling offshore off East Coast of country. This should be time for merriment, but many say this change from what Leader say before. How can so many remember wrong? Perhaps things like Jersey Shore and listening to the Lady Gaga cause brain rotting. So much better for mind is biopic of Leader's greatest accomplishments. Right now is just mainly music and dance numbers, but it is being added to as the Leader's glory continues.
New joblessness claims dropped 6,000 to all time low number of 439,000. This is unbelievable! We should all sing praises of our leadership! If this continue, we will soon have more jobs than people! Ha ha ha ha! What a funny idea! I guess slave labor will just have to work extra hard if that happens.
Merriment time over. Work time is now. Have shiny day of much wonderment and efficiency!
01 April 2010
Executive Order 13536
Executive Order 13536 of March 31, 2010
Government Asset Gradual Seizure act of 2010
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order as follows:
Section. 1. Policy. In accordance with the Constitution of the United States, the powers of the Executive Branch is limited. It is the policy of this administration to ignore such outdated laws in order to maintain the positions of the leader of that branch.
Section. 2. Compliance. In response to the demand of the government of the People's Republic of China for settlement of all outstanding debts, it is necessary for the seizure of certain assets to relieve this debt.
It is hereby ordered that organizations and outlets that have been deemed threats to the stability of the state be seized and a) sold or b) turned over at fair market value, to reduce the debt.
Initially, the right-wing extremist organizations and outlets identified for seizure are as follows:
Government Asset Gradual Seizure act of 2010
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order as follows:
Section. 1. Policy. In accordance with the Constitution of the United States, the powers of the Executive Branch is limited. It is the policy of this administration to ignore such outdated laws in order to maintain the positions of the leader of that branch.
Section. 2. Compliance. In response to the demand of the government of the People's Republic of China for settlement of all outstanding debts, it is necessary for the seizure of certain assets to relieve this debt.
It is hereby ordered that organizations and outlets that have been deemed threats to the stability of the state be seized and a) sold or b) turned over at fair market value, to reduce the debt.
Initially, the right-wing extremist organizations and outlets identified for seizure are as follows:
- Children's Television Workshop
- Dairy Queen
- Ford Motor Company
- Fox News
- Hot Air
- IMAO
- Instapundit
- Krispy Kreme
- Michelle Malkin
- Southern Baptist Convention
- Verizon
- Walmart
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